Cynthia MacGregor and George Moyer
~Chuckle your way through this bachelor’s guide to housekeeping. Great gift for single men. Indispensible for single women who want to be prepared for the tricks men play.~
Dust bunnies multiply like…well, like rabbits. And after you read this book, you’ll know why. You’ll also learn many practical uses for these dusty denizens of the regions beneath the bed and the couch. This book offers hints for housekeeping-challenged bachelors that will help them with cleaning, cooking and entertaining. Even with dating and trying to “get around all the bases.”
But it’s all written with the authors’ tongues planted firmly in their cheeks. There’s actually a little bit of legitimately helpful advice in here, but mostly the authors play it for laughs…and succeed.
If your bachelor pad has spaghetti stains on the walls, blue cheese in the fridge that started its life as cheddar, or souvenirs (bra, panties, or condom wrappers) of your last conquest lurking under the sofa cushions--or if your funnybone simply needs exercise--you need this book. And if your favorite brother, buddy, boss, or other wife-deficient male is struggling with the housekeeping problems that confront all single men, he needs this book. So be a friend and gift him with it. A great present for all the single men you know (including yourself, if you’re male and solo-ing through life). Indispensible for single women who want to be prepared for the tricks men play.
Carrie Lynn Barker
~Why should we be surprised when Guy meets a dragon, a beautiful not-quite-maiden, and an evil wizard in his travels?~
Guy Fractious may be a dork, but he's not dumb enough to pass up a chance for an adventure, even if his sidekick is a little fellow in a green top hat who insists he is NOT a leprechaun. He agrees to save the kingdom of Tuatha Dé by killing a wizard nobody likes, but first--of course--he has to pass through a series of trials to test his strength. These include a moon-walking dragon, a village with aphrodisiacal water, and a herd of satyrs who worship a willowy character in pink spandex. Along the way he meets a lovely not-quite-maiden (what else?) and acquires a new friend, Bob, who is smarter than the average horse, even if he doesn't talk.
Will Guy complete his quest? Will he conquer the dragon, win the girl, slay the wizard, and earn his reward, which is a house with a butler in Beverly Hills? Are you kidding? That dork?
Kristine K. Lowder
~Welcome to the Wonderful World of Guys via this light-hearted look at some wild and wacky adventures from a real-life "testosterone farm." Told by the mother of four sons.~
Welcome to the Wonderful World of Guys via this light-hearted look at some wild and wacky adventures from a real-life "testosterone farm." Told by the mother of four sons.
Jana Richards
~When Sarah gets dumped at the altar she discovers the best man for her really is the best man. Now all she has to do is convince him.~
Sarah Stevens experiences a bride's worst nightmare: being dumped at the altar. When she goes on the Caribbean cruise meant to be her honeymoon in order to lick her wounds, she discovers her ex-fiancé has sent his brother Will Marshall, the former best man, on the cruise as well. Everyone on board thinks they're newlyweds, and Sarah is too embarrassed to set them straight. There is nothing like a romantic cruise to bring two people together, particularly when they are pretending to be honeymooners. Sarah discovers she is in love, real love. She believes Will cares for her too. But will his loyalty to Brad stand in the way of their happiness? Can she convince Will that he is her best man?
Thomas M. Sullivan
~When your industry requires a regulation stating, "No business shall be operated from a bar, liquor tent, or phone answering service," you know your new job is going to be...different.~
Being an instructor for a private driver's ed company sounded like the launch of a career that would last a lifetime. Not! During his short stint in the instructor's seat, Sullivan learned more than he wanted about poorly maintained cars, calm kids with angry parents, inefficient efficiency campaigns, too-rapid business expansion, and suburban angst. Oh, yes, and a bit about mustaches. An irreverent account of one man's descent from hope to a struggle to escape the chaos of subprime suburbia, Life in the Slow Lane celebrates the humor, resolve, and intelligence teenagers use to survive the dysfunctional world their elders have created.
