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Redneck P.I.

Redneck P.I.

Redneck P.I.
By: Trish Jackson
~Twila's a redneck, and proud of it. Harland's a P.I. with a target on his back. What a pair!~

Twila Taunton doesn't expect to find herself ducking bullets when she invites hunky P.I. Harland O'Connor to the company picnic. Pretty soon she forgets she's vowed never to allow a man into her life again. Even worse, his equally hunky twin brother, Horton, makes her forget she's allergic to cops. With her cocky small-town Southern attitude, Twila steps in to pinch-hit for Harland while he recovers from the shooting. Her lack of city- sophistication and disregard for political correctness help her solve some tough cases. And then someone tries to blow her up. She and Harland and Horton are soon caught in a dizzy, dangerous tangle that could cost them more than their lives.

~Reviews~

"Trish Jackson pens a tale that will have you on the edge of your seat from the suspense when you're not rolling on the floor laughing out loud... this is one of the best of the year. 5 Hearts!" Dee Dailey, The Romance Studio

~Excerpt~

I looked him up and down, said, "Yeah and we probably won't," and walked out onto the balcony. To my annoyance, he followed. "Hey, what's your problem? I was just trying to be civil. You could at least tell me your name."

"Why don't you just piss off and leave me alone. If I wanted to tell you my name I would have done so long ago. There are plenty of women here who will give you their phone numbers,so why don't you go bother them?"

"Do I detect a Southern accent?" He didn't wait for a response, but sighed deeply. "So much for the myth that people from the South are hospitable."

I didn't say a thing. I just turned away and made like I was watching the sun setting over the city. Intermittent bangs rising from the streets below hinted at what was to come. It would be another couple of hours before the fireworks started, and we'd have a great view of them from here. There was a distant hum of traffic, and the unmistakable aroma of gunpowder hung in the air. A man and a woman from the party stood side by side, their arms draped over the balcony railing, watching the smoke from their cigarettes spiraling upward.

After a couple of minutes I felt him leave, and I just stood there enjoying the sunset. The strange thing was that when I went back into the living room to get another beer I couldn't stop myself from searching him out with my eyes. I was really pissed with myself when his eyes met mine again, and he gave an annoying little knowing smirk. I scowled and chugged the entire beer, and grabbed another. Someone had put a Norah Jones CD on and a few couples clung to one another and were swaying to the music, apparently oblivious to the limited space available. The room smelled of food, the perfume from the dozens of candles whose flames flickered softly in the dark corners, and clean but sweaty bodies.

"Twila. I know your name now," he said from close behind me. "You are the only woman in this room who interests me. You gonna tell me why you're so unfriendly?"

"It's none of your business," I said through clenched teeth. "Why don't you just leave me alone?"

"I will. But I'm gonna get your phone number from Jane and I will call you. You will find out that when I want something, I never give up. You're the only real woman here, and I want you. You want me too, but you just won't admit it."

Later, when we all went out onto the balcony to watch the fireworks, he stood close behind me. So close that I could feel his breath on the back of my neck. I don't know how many people were out there, but it was a tight squeeze, and it seemed that every time someone moved, his body made contact with mine. Despite my distrust of men, it made me feel hot all over.

The most annoying thing about him was that afterwards, when Jane and I discussed him, she told me that it was a proven fact that people whose eyes meet despite their best efforts to avoid it, always ended up having sex.

 
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ISBN: 978-1-60174-111-0
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